Emo Comp Update: Entry 4

Here's the very disgusting 4th entry for F.A.E, it's a second entry from Sherree Felice and it's horrible to look at. Hopefully we'll have many updates on the blog soon so it scrolls down the page because I can't bear to see it whenever I load up the blog :(

Sam.

Sam's YouTube Vid Of The Week

Here's my YouTube clip of the week to go along with CJ's. It's a seal getting completely owned by a shark on BBC1's Planet Earth prrogramme. Amazing how far it leaps out of the water in super slow mo.

Future posts

Just to say that I've decided from now on me and CJ are gonna post a 'YouTube' video of the week. I havent even discussed it with him but we're doing it anyway. We'll post the best YouTube video we've found during the week every Thursday or Friday for you all to enjoy.

Sam.

Quick Note

Just to say If you want to take a look at any of our stuff that we've posted on here before and it's not on the main page of the blog, all you need to do is click the 'Archives' section and click the month you want. Gradually it'll get bigger obviously but at the moment we only have a November archive so just click that if you want anything from the depths of the past.

Sam.

The Most Exciting Pool Game Ever.... With The Shit Ending

Just a little clip from the pub at the weekend, watch it til the end to see how the incredibly nail-biting match finishes. The video may take a while to upload to YouTube so it might be blank for now, it is as I write this but it should be up soon anyway.

Sam.

In 6th Form

yeha random day at school, took some photos of me and a few mates, just thought id let you see me at school, btw sam isnt in any of these

Emo Comp Update: Entry 3

Here is emo entry number 3 of F.A.E. from Laura Anderson. Remember you can still enter if u find an emo freaky enough, just let me know and ill put it up for you.

Also theres been confusion over whether you can submit more than one emo pic, the answer is yes you can.

Quick note

Any comments on our posts that are advertising your own blogs, i.e dicks from other sites, dont bother becuase it'll just be deleted.

Sam.

iv had to do the same also, we dont mind you maybe sending a message to one of us and asking for advertisiment, so we advertise on yours also but otherwise dont try

--Cj--

Graphage

Here are some amazing graphs to show stuff like the stuff below.... 'Thats amazing' I hear you say? good call, you're right, it is amazing. It's a bit hard to read coz the stupid graph thing sucks but if you try really hard you can make most of it out, if you wat to know what a certain bit says then let me know in the comments.

NOTE: Just realised, all you need to do is click the picture for a bigger version of it. *slaps head*

Crazy Frog Brothers

CJ was supposed to speak about this since it was his find, but he cant log on or something. So heres the extremely retarded Crazy Frog Brothers who look strangely like miniature versions of me and Cj.

Sams tips on good times to pause

- 00:09 seconds - Antler boy
- 00:20 seconds - Arsehole face
- 00:50 seconds - Just plain retarded
- 01:23 seconds - HE'S GONNA BLOW!!
- 02:08 seconds - Incredible rope manouever
- Last few seconds - Chinese chef in the red

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While on a little search i managed to find this footage, seriously i shed a tear watching this crap, but seriously these dudes have some moves so if your ever at a night club or something watch this carefuly and copy there moves

im sure you will pull the ladies........just not the ones you want
enjoy

--Cj--

Nothing gives you a better feeling than...

1. Finding £10 in your jacket when you thought you had no money.

2. Thinking you have to get up and realising you have ages left to sleep.

3. Throwing a bit of scrunched up paper from afar and despite your shitty accuracy it actually goes in the bin.

4. Booting the football in someones goolies.

5. Seeing a fat person fall over.

6. Proving someone wrong

7. Having a piss after needing to for the past 6 hours.

8. Punching a clown

Sam.

9. Wakeing up on a saturday morning thinking its a weekday, then reliseing its not

10. Morning Sex

11.Putting your socks on the right foot, so you dont have that gay buldge to the side

12.(probaly only relates to me) The morning neck click

13.That feeling you have after you get out the shower

14.Lightly falling snow...........lol im not gay

15.The sound of rain on your window when your laying down to sleep.......Seriously not gay

--Cj--

15 things to call a piss

Piss, slash, whizz, pee, wee, relieve myself,
Make room for more drink, a number 1, urinate, take a leak,
waterfall, liquidate, see how far I can reach up the wall, bathroom break.

Sam.

What happens when drink is around......

On Saturday there was a b-day thing of an old mate of mine, been a while and it was nice to catch up. First the party was good, got to meet people i hadnt seen for a while, little bit of a dance and a good drink, second the walk home was fun aswell

it included sam running into a plastic pillar

trying on a womans coat

and gayness in general, oh and we got to walk thru a marsh
but yeah good night, didnt get many pics but in futur we will make sure theres vids and pictures for us to show you

lol i look good in the coat


--Cj--

That's Gotta Hurt

Friday night we'd been down the pub and we'd had a few and Reece decides nows the time he wants us to kick him in the nuts for the blog. Job done. The sound's a bit out but you get the jist.



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By popular demand we intend on getting more stupid and or crazy crack head stuff from reece and putting it here, it seems you people love it

u demand it so we supply it

--Cj--

Emo Comp Update: Entry 2

Entry 2 has now come in for FAE and it's from Jade Barnfield

Never heard of a black emo before but we've found one, interesting. Whoever finds a jewish emo wins a fiver

The hunt continues

Sam.

Emo Comp Update: First Entry

We already have our first entry of the Find An Emo competition, which im now gonna abbreviate to FAE (yes I realise it's actually called Find The Best Emo but would you rather it be called FAE or FTBE?)

Anyways here is Entry No.1 from Sherree Felice

Ugh, god help us all.

Sam.

Competition: Find The Best Emo!

Heres a little competition for everyone, we all know that myspace is the hotspot for emo's, and we all know theyre pretty creepy. I want you guys to find me the best/funniest emo you can find and post me the link to the pic in the comments section, and I'll post it. After that I'll narrow them all down and then make a poll to choose the winner. Winner gets a cookie, or a 'drink' in Jades case.

Heres two emo's to get you started

Peace out dudes im gonna go overdose and cut my wrists to get attention

Sam.

Zombie Movie

Mwaha, finally I've managed to upload this little baby. We made this film, titled 'Zombie Movie' about 2 years ago when we were still quite young and couldnt act for shit. Anyway it's still a pretty good watch and it still makes me laugh. Oh by the way, as soon as the charrades bit comes on, thats the outtakes of the movie and have no connection to the already bizzare plot.




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Lol watching this makes happy, i remember the days when i was about Yay high, looking up to everyone, but now im slightly taller, looking slightly less higher

nah im as tall as rory and john now, not sam.........dick

oh btw the say action thing, was there fault because they just pressed record and did nothing, oh and love my voice back then

--Cj--

Shaken Not Stirred

Iv recently watched the new bond film, i started watching thinking "this is just gonna be a boring story with just explosions, and the main dude doesnt fit bonds persona" well i can say i was wrong, the film was a brilliant success, good action scenes with smart sidelines here and there

and they added something usualy not present in a bond film, some minor comedy!!

Daniel Craig played bonde brilliantly, starting off as an arragont egotistic bond, developing into the bond we know and love, the cold hearted lone ranger :D

im not great at reviews so just watch thedamn film, its something to see, oh and to add theres a little bit of parqour (free running) in the film, which im a fan off

So get your pop corn, drinks, hotdogs or whatever you wanna eat while you watch this movie, expect some twists and turns, go to the film with an open mind, sit back, relax and turn your damn phone off.

--Cj--

Jagshamesh!

Just thought I'd post these little Borat clips from the TV series, cant believe I havent gone to see the movie yet, should do soon. I just saw one of these on TV the other day and found it hilarious. All 3 are great.

Borat Wine Tasting

Borat Dating Lessons

Borat Learning Football

No Faith

CJ thinks I've run out of ideas for the blog already, hah! Little does he know I'm currently in the process of recovering a few of our old movies that we lost at Christmas last year. He'll be surprised by them, his balls hadn't quite dropped back then, its pretty funny. Anyway theyre still pretty good movies so be sure to keep checking back as they should be posted on here within the next few days, also a new movie of ours might me up soon too.

Good day,
Sam.

Things That I Hate At The Moment

1. People who stare at you freakily while theyre laughing

Damnit child im out of jokes, stop wanting more.

You'll be chatting with someone down the pub you perhaps slightly know, probably discussing the really tall guy or the fat chick with the hat, and ...wait for it....witty comment! You chuckle, its sorta funny but not that funny. You look on terrified as your social buddy continues to laugh longer than the average chuckle, and fixates his eyes at you as he laughs manically. You squeeze out a nervous laugh and look around the room, but he locks you in his iron gaze as if he's waiting for more from you. If anybody who does this is reading, please stop, seriously its so awkward.

2. People who send pointless texts

This the most pointless thing ever in the history of anything. You'll be texting someone and say something like 'Meet me in half hour outside the kebab shop' and you'll get a reply back. You think, "oh, maybe they cant make it then or something", flip open your phone and read the message.... 'k'..... Whats the damn point?! You could at least spruce it up a bit by saying something like 'aye aye captain' or 'affirmative', why can't people just assume that if theres no reply then everythings cool?

3. Spam

When will people learn that I don't want breast implants? Granted they might be fun to play with, but they just never seem to stop. One day they're offering my laser eye surgery, then a free laptop, then a penis pump. Now I'll be damned if I can get my breasts done for as cheap as they say, the world isnt like that sadly... I wonder what would happen if you replied to them? Is it automated or is there a fat hairy spam king who sits at his computer sending out spam to the world? If you have the answer let me know, I'm intrigued to know if my picture matches that of the spam king if he exists.

Is this spam King? Or does he live anywere near you? If you've seen him don't approach him as he may be armed with pointless shit. Let me know folks.

4. Stuff you buy and never use

Hey PSP, hows that collection of dust coming? Good to hear...

£180 on a few months of play... *sigh*


Later,
Sam.

A Tattoos for life not just for christmas

In this day and age people mark themselves with whatever symbols, lettering, pictures etc they want, I dont disagree with this at all having recently gained one, but what gets me is the reasons for getting tattoos. Once you get one its perminent
(obviously) not unless a dog bites off the chunk of flesh where the tattoo is - Sam but do you think the reasons given are good enough to have a mark on your body forever. Some say its to commemorate a loved one, others say it looks cool, some even do it to please the people around them.

To me, the tattoo just seems more then what it is, its a meaningful piece of art that in a way is an extension of my body, im happy with the outcome and spent quite some time thinking about it prior.

But I wish to know what you think, so let me know, do you agree with tattoos or not.

And if you could leave a comment that would be nice, thanks in advance.

Tattoos, Do You Agree With Them Or Not?
	Yes I Do
	Im undecided
	Not Realy
Free polls from Pollhost.com

If your considering getting a tattoo yourself dont use this poll as a guideline, because only you know if you wish to get one, if you feel your getting it for the wrong reasons then maybe you should talk to someone but otherwise, go for it.

A few more things though if your going to get one, the first thing im asked about it is "did it hurt", we all have our own preferences, for me it didnt hurt at all but it may for others, next is to be careful where you get your first and what you get first so dont go to overboard, finaly once you get it done you do feel different........and it itches like Fuck after


--Cj--

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Alternatively, you could get rat-faced and tattoo your balls Tom and Harry

Or get one like the dude on the left and confuse people.

Success!

Finally, after a bit of fiddling with the devils work (also known as html), I've managed to make the blog look thicker than a slice of ham. Bad part of that is I'm now gonna have to write more to make what I write not just be one line spread across the page. For example this post is now being filled by a load of crap that I'm writing. Anyways

Ciao,
Sam.

Thank Jesus for Prison Break

Since LOST was introduced I'd thought I'd introduce it's equally brilliant buddy Prison Break. I have no idea where to start, the concept of this show is just brilliant. We're currently halfway through Season 2 at the mo. The writers are geniuses to come up with some of the stuff they do, im seriously hooked. Even if you've never seen it before, just go buy the season 1 boxset and then download the season 2 eps coz theyre damn good. I might be posting stuff about it, same with LOST, so be warned there might be spoilers if you havent seen the episodes, which is one of the reasons im not putting up something on LOST just yet as Mr CJ here hasnt seen the eps yet.

Long live Haywire!

Sam.

Can you get LOST?

Thats right the amazingly spectacular show of all time, it brings highs and it brings lows in emotion. A gripping story of survival and people finding out what they are truely made of.

If you havent already started watching it i suggest you do so, for many reasons. An amazing story to keep you on the edge of your seat with many twists and turns, a learning experience letting your mind wander maybe leading to great things.........and the women in it are, top!

If your going to watch it, start from the beginning, otherwise your gonna be confused and scared :D

I'm sure Sam will have more to say but theres a little snippet from me

Get LOST and watch it

--Cj--

Are We Becoming Too Formal?

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hello
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Fine thanks, you?
Person 1: Yeah im good
Person 2: What you been up to?
Person 1: Nothing much, you?
Person 2: Same
....................................... Long Pause, 2-3 hours later
Person 1: ok i g2g ill seeya later
Person 2: Yeah seeya, nice chatting with ya

Is this you? Is it just me or do these sorta conversations happen way to often, are we getting to the point where we either know a person to well or to little to actualy strike up a decent conversation, Surely there must be something to say......

This is a major reason i dont usualy talk on msn, what is written above happens a lot and whats the point, the point of a conversation is to socialise, learn about that person and maybe have a sronger relationship grow over time.

If you have conversations like these on a messenger of any kind, make a difference and actualy say something of interest, or if you receive this sort of message try to reply with something meaningful and actualy make the effort...whats the worst that could happen, your computer may explode where u have actualy used it??, you make a new friend who actualy wants to spend time with you?!

Btw just because i wrote this doesnt mean u can message me, im a very busy person!!

:D lol not realy, anyway i hope you enjoyed my mini rant im sure more will follow

--Cj--

Fire Face

Almost forgot, time to give Reece a bit of publicity. Here he is setting fire to his face and hair, he'll probly feature more with the stuff he does. We have our own village idiot :D



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Dahhhhhh, one of many things reece has done that need to be noticed. But to be honest leaving him with a lighter was a bad idea. It will probably happen again.......ENJOY!

--Cj--

The Heist

Our first chunk of media is a project that I created for media with the help of me the incredibly talented acting skills of my mates. Unfortunately this version doesnt have music, which I'll try to correct but if not, just imagine or hum your own amazing pulse raising music in the background. Feel free to comment.



Sam's favourite quotes/scenes from the short

Rory: "We aint the ones that need help" (All characters hold up guns except for me who lifts a pathetically threatning blue rope in an aggressive manner)

Laura dialling the phone with her nose - You have no idea how long that took

and finally...

Husnu: "SPLUP!!"
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Ok its cj here, adding my little piece, was proud of this when we was makeing it but i gotta mention to moments that was just perfect

First is the shotgun to the face, takeing on for the team there gary nice one

and Husnu,the slams u see are of course fake but the last one......wasnt, poor guy was hospitalised after *sniff* a rose to you

loved it anyway, certainly a piece to watch
Enjoy

--Cj--

The Beginning

Welcome, I'm Sam and at this current moment in time I have no idea of the purpose of this blog but I'm sure it'll gradually gather an archive of incoherant ramblings and media for us all to enjoy im sure. Here at the site for the moment it's just me, lonely and cold, but I should be joined soon by my fellow blogger and friend CJ who together with me will be posting whenever and whatever he feels neccessary, from rants to pictures, movies, etc... Next update soon. Later.

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Take a browse and see if theres anything you like, if not then you probably just wasted a few minutes of your life,ah well

Its cj writing now, me and sam have to share an account because, emails suck donkey balls :D but ill sign each at the end so you know. Plus you will notice who wrote what by the crap grammer and stuff, we will try to keep interesting stuff on here and maybe sum stuff that will hit a littler deeper

Enjoy --Cj--