Nothing gives you a better feeling than...

1. Finding £10 in your jacket when you thought you had no money.

2. Thinking you have to get up and realising you have ages left to sleep.

3. Throwing a bit of scrunched up paper from afar and despite your shitty accuracy it actually goes in the bin.

4. Booting the football in someones goolies.

5. Seeing a fat person fall over.

6. Proving someone wrong

7. Having a piss after needing to for the past 6 hours.

8. Punching a clown

Sam.

9. Wakeing up on a saturday morning thinking its a weekday, then reliseing its not

10. Morning Sex

11.Putting your socks on the right foot, so you dont have that gay buldge to the side

12.(probaly only relates to me) The morning neck click

13.That feeling you have after you get out the shower

14.Lightly falling snow...........lol im not gay

15.The sound of rain on your window when your laying down to sleep.......Seriously not gay

--Cj--