Things That I Hate At The Moment

1. People who stare at you freakily while theyre laughing

Damnit child im out of jokes, stop wanting more.

You'll be chatting with someone down the pub you perhaps slightly know, probably discussing the really tall guy or the fat chick with the hat, and ...wait for it....witty comment! You chuckle, its sorta funny but not that funny. You look on terrified as your social buddy continues to laugh longer than the average chuckle, and fixates his eyes at you as he laughs manically. You squeeze out a nervous laugh and look around the room, but he locks you in his iron gaze as if he's waiting for more from you. If anybody who does this is reading, please stop, seriously its so awkward.

2. People who send pointless texts

This the most pointless thing ever in the history of anything. You'll be texting someone and say something like 'Meet me in half hour outside the kebab shop' and you'll get a reply back. You think, "oh, maybe they cant make it then or something", flip open your phone and read the message.... 'k'..... Whats the damn point?! You could at least spruce it up a bit by saying something like 'aye aye captain' or 'affirmative', why can't people just assume that if theres no reply then everythings cool?

3. Spam

When will people learn that I don't want breast implants? Granted they might be fun to play with, but they just never seem to stop. One day they're offering my laser eye surgery, then a free laptop, then a penis pump. Now I'll be damned if I can get my breasts done for as cheap as they say, the world isnt like that sadly... I wonder what would happen if you replied to them? Is it automated or is there a fat hairy spam king who sits at his computer sending out spam to the world? If you have the answer let me know, I'm intrigued to know if my picture matches that of the spam king if he exists.

Is this spam King? Or does he live anywere near you? If you've seen him don't approach him as he may be armed with pointless shit. Let me know folks.

4. Stuff you buy and never use

Hey PSP, hows that collection of dust coming? Good to hear...

£180 on a few months of play... *sigh*


Later,
Sam.