The BBC Points Out The Obvious

No shit sherlock

Merry Christmas... Heres A Comic

What The Deaf Guy On The Telly Really Means

"One potato, two potato, three potato four!"

"Dude I smoked this blunt the other day, I was crazy high maan hehehe"

"Ugh, who the fuck let that one go?"

"Now you see me now you dont, now you see me now you dont!"

Sam.

Busy, busy, busy.

Not many updates in the past few days, I''ve been fully booked for the past 5 days and the upcoming week so I'm gonna try to get round to updating sometime soon but not sure when.

We Have a Winner!

The emo competition has finally ended and David Gathard has won. He took the lead right from the start, lost it a bit in the middle but finally came through to win with his hawthorne heights emo. Second place self satisfaction prize goes to Jade and Shell who were equal by the time the competition finished.

Heres the winning emo

Films with the word Anus in them

Anus Royale
Tenacious D in The Anus Of Destiny
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The Anus
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Anus
Happy Anus
The Devil Wears Anus
Anus Of The Caribbean
School Of Anus
Pulp Anus
Raiders of the Lost Anus

Sam.


Anus...

Odd's Of A Typical School Day

Welcome to Ladbrokes, please place your bet.

At any time during the day:

Shell ending up on the floor - 3/1
Hus finding a way to wind up CJ - 3/1
Wilk/David playing their guitar - 9/2
Dan and CJ arguing - 5/1
Someone comments on Davids purple hair - 7/1
Rain - 10/1
Don levitating - 10/1
Ilker blowing up the school - 20/1
Gareth speaks - 50/1
One of Shell's 'What if's' comes true - 100/1
CJ goes a day without shouting at someone - 1000/1


Sam.

Even More Graphage

If I was an evil genius I wouldn't....

1. Leave a load of propane barrels around. They have no purpose to me and I'm a sitting duck with those lying around.

2. Waffle aimlessly about my plans to the hero while he escapes, a gunshot to the head would do, no laser guns, simple shot and I could end a whole franchise.

3. Have a scar. I'd get it surgically removed or something, I wouldn't wear an eye-patch either, it'd be too obvious. You'd pop down the corner shop and hear 'Ooh look its that evil villain'.

4. Have a cat, too cliché. Gareth would have one though, he'd probably have a super mutated army of cat henchmen.

Sam.

Sam's Belated YouTube Vid Of Last Week

Silly me completely forgot about last weeks YouTube vid of the week. So I'll now be posting two, last weeks and this weeks coming one today. They are two videos that me and Laura were watching the other day to kill two hours of time and theyre great, especially the goat one. No idea where CJ's vid is, he's gone MIA from the blog at the moment.

Goat!


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And this weeks one, it isnt the actual cat video me and Laura saw but I can't find it so this will do

Sam.

Emo Comp To Finish Tommorow

Just to let you know the emo comp votes will finish tommorow (Wed 13th Dec) at midnight and one person will be victorious, at the moment David is in the lead, but if you want to stop that then hurry up and vote, there has been a really good response so far.

Sam.

CJ Getting Slapped

Just a quick vid of CJ getting slapped in the face by Shell, heh.

More Graphage

Click the image to make it bigger

Emo Vid

Here's a little emo video sent to me by Leanne, she was a bit late for the emo competition and showed me this vid, which is very true.

Sam.

OMG Pacman!

You know you can't resist playing

Let The Votes Begin!

Time to vote for your favourite emo people.






Heres a reminder of the entries from 1 - 6

An ode to the most annoying web ad ever

Congratulations are in order for the creators behind this marvellous advertisement ------------->
For they have made something so annoying, so frustrating and evil, that for the first time in the internets short history, I have been made to zap the bastard every time. Other adverts might ask you to shoot fifteen ducks or slap Paris Hilton in the face, but this little buzzing git just crosses the line. It's managed to bother me over 10 times today, so I just thought I'd give it it's five minutes as it's the only one thats ever worked. (except no free laptop, the wankers, who would've guessed?)



On a different note, I should have the Emo poll up soon so you can vote on all six entries. Hooray, no more emos!

Sam.

Emo Comp Update: Entry 6

Wow it's really picked up the past few days, heres entry 6 from David Gathard. Another gimp with no eyes.

Emo Comp Update: Entry 5

At last, something to help scroll down the troll that is entry 4, and it's a delightful emo boy with a very extravagant hat on sent to me by Amanda. Mull over it people because the poll will be up soon.

I wonder if emos actually have eyes.