If I was an evil genius I wouldn't....
1. Leave a load of propane barrels around. They have no purpose to me and I'm a sitting duck with those lying around.
2. Waffle aimlessly about my plans to the hero while he escapes, a gunshot to the head would do, no laser guns, simple shot and I could end a whole franchise.
3. Have a scar. I'd get it surgically removed or something, I wouldn't wear an eye-patch either, it'd be too obvious. You'd pop down the corner shop and hear 'Ooh look its that evil villain'.
4. Have a cat, too cliché. Gareth would have one though, he'd probably have a super mutated army of cat henchmen.

2. Waffle aimlessly about my plans to the hero while he escapes, a gunshot to the head would do, no laser guns, simple shot and I could end a whole franchise.
3. Have a scar. I'd get it surgically removed or something, I wouldn't wear an eye-patch either, it'd be too obvious. You'd pop down the corner shop and hear 'Ooh look its that evil villain'.
4. Have a cat, too cliché. Gareth would have one though, he'd probably have a super mutated army of cat henchmen.

Sam.

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At 1:42 pm ,
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